Pandemic Baker Pillows

"Thanks for the starter!"

"Honey, you forgot to feed the starter!"

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Coronavirus Global Alert

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"Let's take off our sunglasses. I am getting NO feedback on this date!

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

Holding a gun to the WHO

"Most of us only come in two days a week now."

She found baking helped enormously.

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

Mandatory mask use

"O.K., class, next we'll pound out the dough until that ungrateful, self-centered son of a bitch realizes he's not the center of the world, and maybe, just maybe, he doesn't deserve an attractive, well-educated woman with a wonderful sense of humor."

Vaccine race

Johnson & Johnson vaccine sales

"I miss the free food, but it's nice to get our seat back."

"Have a nice day"

Every cloud has a silver lining...

You finished Netflix

"I've made a snow angel."

The Lone Ranger at Home

"The sourdough starter says it still believes Covid was a hoax."

"I heard you were out of flower, Mommy."

"Grandma says cutting school used to require a hiding place and forgery."

Crocheting during lockdown

"...H...5....N...1...?? You got me....but I'm sure it spells trouble."

"Please remain seated, we're waiting for clearance to resume our flight."

More COVID-19 "What if" stories...

"Well at least they can't see your lips move."

Happy Birthday

Wash Your Hands

"Thanks for doing this essential work. In exchange we'll keep giving you no salary, no pension, no healthcare and no respect. Sounds good?"

'...mix porridge oats, butter, and golden syrup...Rurghh!...then bake for fifteen minutes'?! Oh well, maybe next lifetime, Delia...'