Quantum Mechanic T-Shirts

Apparently, this model can only be fixed using quantum mechanics.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Oh no... every time those two get together there's always trouble..."

The Style of Elements

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Raptures

Schrodinger's Black Box

"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."

Quantum Psychic

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

The Physiciatrist...

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

Schrödinger and his cat

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

His verbal skills are developing, but his motor skills are very advanced. (Originally published on 2009-02-01).

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Complexity Made Simple.

'I come from the future - any questions?'

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

Cat reading about 'String Theory'.

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

"At the moment I'm torn between the emotionally rewarding but poorly resourced role of a social worker or a more intellectualy rigorous career in quantum physics."

'...working for that Professor Schr?dinger didn't help.'

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

Albert Einstein

"What the?! Have you read about the Schrodinger's cat paradox? That's really twisted dude!"

Rogue Traders from Parallel Universes.

"I'm catching up on my inertia."

Harv works the red shift.

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"