Quantum Mechanics Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I can understand Heisenberg's equation and Schrodinger's equation for quantum mechanics but I cannot understand derivative trading.'

Schrodinger's cat flap

Schrodinger's Cat Sanctuary

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

The Style of Elements

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Raptures

Schrodinger's Black Box

Quantum Psychic

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The Physiciatrist...

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Schrödinger and his cat

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'A new musical - Einstein's quest - rehearsal'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

Complexity Made Simple.

Cat reading about 'String Theory'.

Newton's Law and Order.

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist, George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

'...working for that Professor Schr?dinger didn't help.'

"What the?! Have you read about the Schrodinger's cat paradox? That's really twisted dude!"

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

Schrodinger's kittens

Albert Einstein and book

Rogue Traders from Parallel Universes.

"It's the formula for a black hole."

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.

"And from Newton's second law on rigid bodies it can be shown that force equals mass times acceleration...I'll show you."