Quantum Physics T-Shirts

Quantum Mechanics.

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

While trying to figure out if insurance would cover her medical bills, Flo's mind wandered to simpler topics like quantum physics.

"Try switching if off and on at the same time."

The Quantum Mechanic...

'How can you not know if your cat is dead or alive, Mr Schrodinger?'

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

'I come from the future - any questions?'

The Physiciatrist...

Physicists' Convention: Quantum Leap.

Strange Matter pop out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physics.

'Schrodingers cat suit'

'The SPCA called on Schrodinger...'

'What's come over Heisenberg? He seems to certain about everything these days.'

Quantum Physics Lab: Please Use Wormhole

Schrödinger's cat.

'Physicists talking dirty'

Quantum Psychic

'You probably think it's your birthday all the way down into the subatomic level, but actually it's barely even your birthday at the molecular level.'

'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute. Your call will be answered in random order.'

"Are you certain that we have already detected all types of quarks?"

"Not again!"

Berlin, 1926, Hans Geiger, counting.

"My God, you've done it! The unifying Theory of Everything!"

'My wife believes I have a girlfriend in one off the parallel universes!'

Schrodinger's cat-box

"He won't even know I'm not there. . ."

"I guess that's quantum entanglement."

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Physics Lecture: A Seminar On Time Travel Will Be Held Last Thursday.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Time Travel Research Lab

"Occasionally, the membrane between parallel universes ruptures."

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"