Quantum Cutie Gifts

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

Baby rocks!

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

'Camel'

You just keep giving.

"I'm catching up on my inertia."

Little Piano

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

The Quantum Mechanic...

"I know where we stand right now, Dr. Heisenberg, but where are we going?"

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

"Oh my god, you guys, a puppy!"

"If Foucault's Pendulum is correct - 15 degrees per sidereal hour times the side of the latitude - then I'm an hour late for lunch."

"It's not just you. Neutrinos are going right through everybody."

'Actually I started out in quantum mechanics, but somewhere along the way I took a wrong turn.'

Quarandating.

"Schrödinger's other cat"

'I hope you can reform his addiction to computers!'

"Houston....I've found the 'Plank Constant'."

"No no, you haven't inadvertently crossed into Canada, it's me who's on vacation in the USA..."

Hydrogen nucleus seeks single portion for possible fusion. . . to share conversations on nanoparticle tracking.

"I've been entangled with a photon on the other side of the galaxy for eons, and then yesterday, out of the blue, she said she wants to date OTHER particles!"

Physicists' Convention: Quantum Leap.

Two particles outside Hadron Collider; 'Fancy getting smashed this evening?'

'Grandpa is at that cute age.'

Aren't they supposed to be moving?

Nikola Tesla during the time of the Siberian Tunguska Event.

'Yeah? Well koala bears don't think you business types are so cute either!'

Working from home.

Sun Tzu takes on Heisenberg

Teddy Bears