Quantum Buff T-Shirts

'Quantum Mechanics is one of the three great pillars supporting our understanding of the natural world.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Great Moments in Computing #192: Newton discovers the computer.

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

"Shall we put it in play?"

"I never actually said I was spiderman...I just said that no one has ever seen us in the same room together."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Flying in Formation.

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Conspiracy Theory Books

Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

"Listen, kid - in the real world, great power comes with no responsibility whatsoever."

"... But here in the outside world, I need more time and I need more space."

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

"You never know what will catch on!"