Quality Content Seeker Pillows

'Media reform: the front lines.'

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."

Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence.

"Did you get it at Bed, Birch and Beyond?"

Magazine Lover's Weekly magazine

Editor

Don't be afraid of criticism. Openly ask for feedback so you can improve service.

"...We don't trust any restaurant that has room for us."

Think Zero Defects

'Dad, do you really think trying to sell me life insurance counts as quality time?'

Woman on TV says: 'Remember, you can download the best bits of this show as a video podcast, if you really have no life.'

"I had a horrible nightmare! I dreamt nothing I ever posted in my life went viral."

Swedish TikTok

"Who'd want to Retire...what would you do with your time?...Apart from spend time with your kids...see all those places you always promised you would...be the person you want to be...have a life!"

Books: Meet the Content Provider

'I just retired from politics to spend more time with my children -- are you my children?'

1,000 Stations vs 1,000 Books

"YouTube have scrapped their dislike button and he doesn't know how to respond."

"Here we e-go, here we e-go, here we e-go!"