Quality Content Seeker Pillows

'Media reform: the front lines.'

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

Copywriter's blank paper compared to the gridded screen of a content provider.

Creativity 2.0

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

Brighter days are ahead. I love it when I hear that in both news and weather segments of the program.

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.

I started my own Youtube channel. What's it about? Well, there are already too many stupid-stunt-and-prank channels, and too many holier-than-thou-independent-news-analysis channels. But get this: There were absolutely zero holier-than-thou-stupid-stunt-and-prank-analysis channels. Probably a reason for that. My first hard-hitting post reveals how the inauthenticity of the "Mario Kart" prank is driving away Millennials.

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."

Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence.

"Did you get it at Bed, Birch and Beyond?"

Don't be afraid of criticism. Openly ask for feedback so you can improve service.

"...We don't trust any restaurant that has room for us."

Editor

'Dad, I know you're busy, but how much time do you save reading me Reader's Digest Condensed version of The Cat in the Hat.'

Social Media Strategy Session. The more friends and family people see on our site, the personal information they'll post. Familiarity breeds content!

Magazine Lover's Weekly magazine

Think Zero Defects

'Dad, do you really think trying to sell me life insurance counts as quality time?'

Ban Fake YouTube Ghost Videos

"I had a horrible nightmare! I dreamt nothing I ever posted in my life went viral."

Swedish TikTok

Woman on TV says: 'Remember, you can download the best bits of this show as a video podcast, if you really have no life.'

"Who'd want to Retire...what would you do with your time?...Apart from spend time with your kids...see all those places you always promised you would...be the person you want to be...have a life!"

Books: Meet the Content Provider

"Here we e-go, here we e-go, here we e-go!"

'I just retired from politics to spend more time with my children -- are you my children?'

1,000 Stations vs 1,000 Books