Quali Fan Gifts

The client would prefer fewer open-ended questions.

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Is it that bad?"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

Sheep In Curlers

Science Fair Judgements

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Free Radicals.

Running

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

Monster Baseball

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

The Unsportables: Relay

Footballer and Bacteria.

Entropy.

Thank God It's Friday.

The emerging and exhilarating sport of Ice Golf.

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

Newton Discovers Gravity

'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'

Science And Society 1923

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

Deregulated Baseball

Beachy Hair

"'Why is the speed of light considered a universal constant?'"

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

"I liked this camel. I'm gonna miss him. I'm getting all choked up."

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

'Well sure, if you want to get technical about it.'

Sometimes God regretted making Fridays so awesome.