Quaint Slipper Collectors Pillows

'Fetch.'

Toadstools

Piranhaclaus

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Letter Collecting Nerd

'... but I threw away those old ratty slippers.'

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

Shoes Make The Man

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"Do you smell something?"

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

"Would you like to try them out?"

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

'I'm sorry about the slippers...but I do need the roghage.'

"Just the slippers is fine!"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

'Best to keep downwind.'

"Are those my slippers?!"

"I'm down here, Mona. That's your slipper."

Swan in a trenchcoat.

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."