Quaint Slipper Collectors Gifts

Famous Bedsides

'Fetch.'

Toadstools

Piranhaclaus

He won't sit, but he heels well.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Robot Jogger

Letter Collecting Nerd

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'... but I threw away those old ratty slippers.'

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

Shoes Make The Man

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"Do you smell something?"

"Just the slippers is fine!"

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

'I'm sorry about the slippers...but I do need the roghage.'

"Would you like to try them out?"

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'Best to keep downwind.'

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

"Are those my slippers?!"

"I'm down here, Mona. That's your slipper."

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Dog wearing his master's shoes.