Quaint Destination Seeker Gifts

Staycation holidays...

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Try me/try me/try me...

Time for vacation, time for work.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Summertime

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Laughing Zone Ahead

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

This is Dr. Sadie, what's your question, caller? I just found out my wife got a bonus at work. But instead of buying gifts for my mother and my six brothers, she flew to Maui and sent me a photo of herself eating a seven-course meal. Stop whining. She's given you the best gift a spouse can give ... Something to hold over her head for the rest of your lives. Well ... There is that, I guess.

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

"I'll be on vacation until I find my cell phone."

Email Notifications

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

'I like to think of the common bile duct as the gateway to the Bahamas.

Summer wants.

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.