Quaint Destination Seeker Gifts

Staycation holidays...

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Try me/try me/try me...

Time for vacation, time for work.

Summertime

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

Laughing Zone Ahead

"We're here to experience pleasure."

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

"I'll be on vacation until I find my cell phone."

Email Notifications

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

'Trucker's tan?'

Summer wants.

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.