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"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought."

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Before the Internet

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Funky Facts: Football.

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

Do Guns Kill?

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

Spot Quiz....

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

Quiz Night...

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

Trivia/Great Literature.

Ostrich Curoisities

"What would you like me to play next?"

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

'I come from the future - any questions?'

I love being right.

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

Spot the fur ball.

"And here are today's categories...."

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"The economic modeling of our economic modeling suggests we need to remodel."

To Be. Not To Be. All Of The Above. None Of The Above.

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

Pharmacy School. We're having a pop quiz. I should have known there'd be surprise drug tests in pharmacy school.

What's the antidote for wheat germ?