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"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Before the Internet

Funky Facts: Football.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Do Guns Kill?

Spot Quiz....

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

Quiz Night...

Ostrich Curoisities

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

Trivia/Great Literature.

"What would you like me to play next?"

I love being right.

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

"And here are today's categories...."

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Spot the fur ball.

"The economic modeling of our economic modeling suggests we need to remodel."

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

To Be. Not To Be. All Of The Above. None Of The Above.

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"