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Tutankhamun's Legal Hieroglyphics

Tourists in Egypt

"Darn autocorrect!"

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

IMHOtep

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

Mummy Tourists

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Pyramid UFO...

'Unfortunately, your resume isn't worth the papyrus it's written on.'

Museum.

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

Sand Pyramids

The pyramids were built using advanced alien knowledge.

"Those knuckleheads!"

Playing Pyramids

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

'Look, I hope this isn't too much of a hassle... but I think I'd prefer a Pyramid now!'

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

"NOW you call on the Vastu consultant?"

Ancient Egyptian Curser

This is the last time I answer a help-wanted ad that says you'll work your way to the top.