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Tutankhamun's Legal Hieroglyphics

Tourists in Egypt

"Darn autocorrect!"

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

IMHOtep

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

Pyramid UFO...

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

Museum.

'Unfortunately, your resume isn't worth the papyrus it's written on.'

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Mummy Tourists

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

The pyramids were built using advanced alien knowledge.

Sand Pyramids

Playing Pyramids

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

'Look, I hope this isn't too much of a hassle... but I think I'd prefer a Pyramid now!'

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

Egyptian Mummy Wrap

"NOW you call on the Vastu consultant?"

Ancient Egyptian Curser