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"I know good management is a delicate balance, but who changed our flow chart into an aerial circus act?"

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

Thinking and thinking backwards.

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

"Is there a God?"

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

"But. . . editorial cartoons can make readers think!"

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

Cave Painter

The Establishment: Independent Thought

"Hmm. . . it looks like he was struck on the head with a blunt object. . . If only I could find out what the murder weapon could be. . ."

Bizarre sights.

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

'Oh yes, Steve is very smart. . . he even does the crossword puzzles in ink.'

"Those are my unfinished connect-the-dots which I plan on finishing when I learn how to count past 10."

"You know what your problem is? You think too much."

"Hang on - I've forgotten the question!"

Cartoon heading in the right direction.

Quick Crossword.

Dr. Rontgens shadow.

Elevator dilemma.

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

"This one looks like an ink-spill too."

'He can't have that, can he, Mum - something beginning with M...Me?'

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"