Pursuing A Healthy Lifestyle Prints

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

On the back of the t-shirt...

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

The Fast Lane.

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Exercise Class

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

Exercising

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

The trim reaper