Healthier Lifestyle Prints

"Wanna step outside for a sit break?"

'Some smokers still resent no smoking signs. . .'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

On the back of the t-shirt...

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

The Fast Lane.

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

Yoga vs. Prosecco

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Secretive Weigh In.

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Exercise Class

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

To do before Saturday...

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

Exercising

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'