Purse-string Ruler Prints

"The Finance Minister said it was okay."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"He's my school project for science class."

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

A politician's dream come true...

'Interactive TV news.'

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

"Why, this is fit for me!"

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

The evolution of a woman's purse.

"I am a control freak."

'Your Majesty could have gold fish in the moat.'

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

Cellist wearing face mask.

"Sky, sir?"

"Dear diary: Pillage, conquer, scheme, poison — same old thing. Plus, my new robe makes me look fat!"

"Trust no one."

'Politics-free contract that was only a dream.'

'Big shots deserve big offices.'

'..A new method of extracting money from purses.'

"Does this mean I have to talk to someone I don't know?"

"Sometimes I forget my shopping list. So this time, I made sure to put it in my new purse!"

"I exiled the lot of them. How are your kids?"

"Le roi s'amuse. Now put your father on the phone."

"I want to be feared as a tyrant, loved as a father, and revered as a god, but I also want them to think I'm funny."

'Perhaps it's time to take this relationship to the next level.' 'I'm not sharing the remote.'

Man has 'NO' built into desk.

"Until you've abused it, you've never really tasted power."

"OK! OK! I get the message! Your recliner, not mine!"

Remote controlled jester.

Puppetteer ?