Purse-string Ruler Prints

"The Finance Minister said it was okay."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"He's my school project for science class."

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

A politician's dream come true...

'Interactive TV news.'

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

"God, I love this show!"

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

"Why, this is fit for me!"

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

The evolution of a woman's purse.

'Your Majesty could have gold fish in the moat.'

"I am a control freak."

Cellist wearing face mask.

"Dear diary: Pillage, conquer, scheme, poison — same old thing. Plus, my new robe makes me look fat!"

"Trust no one."

"Sky, sir?"

'Politics-free contract that was only a dream.'

"I exiled the lot of them. How are your kids?"

"Le roi s'amuse. Now put your father on the phone."

"Does this mean I have to talk to someone I don't know?"

'Big shots deserve big offices.'

"Sometimes I forget my shopping list. So this time, I made sure to put it in my new purse!"

'..A new method of extracting money from purses.'

"I want to be feared as a tyrant, loved as a father, and revered as a god, but I also want them to think I'm funny."

'Perhaps it's time to take this relationship to the next level.' 'I'm not sharing the remote.'

Man has 'NO' built into desk.

Skate! Skate! Skate!

"OK! OK! I get the message! Your recliner, not mine!"

Remote controlled jester.