Ring Ruler Prints

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'Hey! I didn't get a two-minute warning!'

I love my Timpani

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Malcolm Sargent

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"He's my school project for science class."

"So, what are you reading?"

"It was her mothers"

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

A politician's dream come true...

'Interactive TV news.'

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

"Why, this is fit for me!"

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

"I am a control freak."

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

'Your Majesty could have gold fish in the moat.'

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

'That's not a towel - that's a rag! You have to throw in a towel!'

"Trust no one."

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

"Sky, sir?"

"Dear diary: Pillage, conquer, scheme, poison — same old thing. Plus, my new robe makes me look fat!"

"I exiled the lot of them. How are your kids?"

"Le roi s'amuse. Now put your father on the phone."

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

"Does this mean I have to talk to someone I don't know?"

'Big shots deserve big offices.'

'What do you think, Pumpkin?'

"I want to be feared as a tyrant, loved as a father, and revered as a god, but I also want them to think I'm funny."