Ring Ruler Prints

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'Hey! I didn't get a two-minute warning!'

I love my Timpani

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"So, what are you reading?"

Malcolm Sargent

"He's my school project for science class."

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

"It was her mothers"

A politician's dream come true...

Magic Ring to gain entry into Tolkien Archive

'Interactive TV news.'

"God, I love this show!"

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

"Why, this is fit for me!"

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

"I am a control freak."

'Your Majesty could have gold fish in the moat.'

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

"Dear diary: Pillage, conquer, scheme, poison — same old thing. Plus, my new robe makes me look fat!"

"Trust no one."

"Sky, sir?"

'That's not a towel - that's a rag! You have to throw in a towel!'

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

"Does this mean I have to talk to someone I don't know?"

"I exiled the lot of them. How are your kids?"

'Big shots deserve big offices.'

"Le roi s'amuse. Now put your father on the phone."

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'