Purrs And Profits Mugs

'Should I be charging for those?'

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

I like you and I like your company!

'Once again you have exceeded my expectations.'

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

'Catch any good mice lately?'

"It's one of the positive side effects of the new weight-loss drugs."

'You've been approved for your loan, Mr. Root. We'd like to hold your nuts as collateral.'

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

'Hi, Dad! We were going to set up the lemonade stand you suggested, but then Jamie got an even better idea!'

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

"I'd like a job filled with adventure where there'd be a good chance of claiming compensation."

'Yes...our chief analyst is recommending further investments in the new year.'

"We don't kiss butt around here, but we sure bootlick the bottom line."

'Chapter one. Don't waste your money. Don't buy useless crap like this stupid book'.

"I must admit, this talk of outsourcing excites me. Especially the 'out' part."

'We don't own a shredder. We just hang sensitive material on the furniture and let the cat take care of it.'

'I think Pookie wants her supper.'

'Do I need a pin number to make a withdrawal?'

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Cat Philosophers

"Whoa! Did you just hear the can opener?"

"Turner, I'm putting you on a shorter leash."

Cat House

'We like to put the 'fun' in 'refund'!'

'Walter doesn't trust banks.'