Prophet Of Purrs Mugs

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

'Can you just send the digital copy?'

"Thanks for this. But if you miss us, you can just purr."

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

Cat Burglar.

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

A self-filling prophecy.

'What're you doing, kid? You keep spoiling my surprise!'

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

Cat Video Cinema.

'At last a sign the bear market may be over.'

"The end of the world is nigh."

You will fall in love with yet another cat.

'Good news! The stock market is about to explode upwards on...'

"I can only tell you what's in your future - it's up to you to chase it."

"Love you!"

Hybrid Cat Breeds

"Neither party seems to be talking about cats."

Sidewalk Prophet

"Hold still! It says here understanding body language is key to knowing your cat."

Things will turn around eventually... Meanwhile....

"Do I have time to run to the store?"

Love is the Answer - For a Practical Demonstration Call...

'The deficit will continue to grow... and Congress will appropriate billions to study the problem!'

The worst is over...the worst is yet to come.

'We don't own a shredder. We just hang sensitive material on the furniture and let the cat take care of it.'

'You're new at this, aren't you?'