Profits And Push-ups Enthusiast Mugs

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"

Fast Food Dieter

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

"It's one of the positive side effects of the new weight-loss drugs."

And this is my dance of the third quarters profit ratio.

"I think he's been capitalised!"

"This data shows us that we are going up to a new level."

Fitness in church.

'Hi, Dad! We were going to set up the lemonade stand you suggested, but then Jamie got an even better idea!'

Making Money.

'We can't cut out the middle man. With the government in the picture now we are the middle man.'

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

man pumping up profit balloon

What do you MEAN money isn't everything? We are a bank!

"So this 'customer care' idea seems to be working."

'Both benches have emptied, and now the brawl is spreading to the spectators!'

Keeping fit by weight training with 'le creuset' saucepans

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

"Beneath this calm exterior, I'm obsessed with making profits."

'Thank you for the treasurer's report, Miss Elkins.'

'Good news: First-quarter profits should be strong and second-quarter prison sentences should be light.'

'If this doesn't release your endorphins, nothing will.'

"I've always had this dream of buying a little farm and then selling it off piece by piece."

'I'm only doing pro-bono cases until I can find some well-paying anti-bono cases.'

"The power's out again? So what do you do when that happens?"

"What? We owe our big profits to our motivated workforce and not our shareholders? Why wasn't I told this??"

'Executive Fitness Plan'

'Could we see some figures on that 'gob'?'