Profits And Push-ups Enthusiast Mugs

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"

Fast Food Dieter

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

'Miss Henshaw - bring me my trumpet.'

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

"It's one of the positive side effects of the new weight-loss drugs."

"This data shows us that we are going up to a new level."

"I think he's been capitalised!"

And this is my dance of the third quarters profit ratio.

Fitness in church.

'We can't cut out the middle man. With the government in the picture now we are the middle man.'

Making Money.

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

'Hi, Dad! We were going to set up the lemonade stand you suggested, but then Jamie got an even better idea!'

man pumping up profit balloon

What do you MEAN money isn't everything? We are a bank!

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

"Athlete? No. Ambulance chaser."

"So this 'customer care' idea seems to be working."

"Sure, revenues are up 25% since we switched from blackmailing the West, to crowdfunding, but where's the pizazz?"

"Beneath this calm exterior, I'm obsessed with making profits."

'Both benches have emptied, and now the brawl is spreading to the spectators!'

Keeping fit by weight training with 'le creuset' saucepans

'Thank you for the treasurer's report, Miss Elkins.'

'Good news: First-quarter profits should be strong and second-quarter prison sentences should be light.'

'If this doesn't release your endorphins, nothing will.'

'I'm only doing pro-bono cases until I can find some well-paying anti-bono cases.'

"I've always had this dream of buying a little farm and then selling it off piece by piece."

'Executive Fitness Plan'

"What? We owe our big profits to our motivated workforce and not our shareholders? Why wasn't I told this??"

"The power's out again? So what do you do when that happens?"