Purrfectly Puzzled Pillows

'Amazing, isn't it? It's like she doesn't understand what I'm telling her.'

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

Mephistopheles

Philosophers studying meta-physical chemistry.

If I move Jen's ortho to Friday, it conflicts with Sam's clarinet, but I can't move that to Monday because Tina has soccer! Ugh, how do I line this thing up? Rubik's Calendar.

'What are we having tonight, kitties? Fish, beef or the Bistro special?'

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

'Now that WE'VE found the secret message we will respond by not telling anyone.'

Having conducted a survey of 32.4% of the 56.6% of tax experts about 43% of the budget we found an 87.6% probability that we haven't got the foggiest ideas of what it means.

Football anagrams(Did vain goal.). Answer: David Ginola.

'I don't know anything about art and I don't know what I like.'

"So to summarise our qualitative study results... your product is like a 'rainbow of French squirrels followed by a small popping noise'."

An elevator to some dynamite.

Litter Box with actual litter.

Annoy Your Parents! You've done it for real. Now, play the video game!

"Dad what's Brexit?"

Sea of rubbish.

'He bears keeping an eye on.'

Cat shows off new jacket, saying: 'Don't worry, it's fake furball.'

'Eh Darling. Why is the goldfish in the cats bowl?'

Click bait for cats

"I was told when I got this job I'd have access to the gym, by nobody remembers where it is."

Jigsaw puzzle

A cat listening to a record player

Cat Thanks.

'I don't want a piece of the rock. I want money.'

Bad review

Lab rat shows lab assistant who to do a maze in a book.

Puzzle

'Twenty years in the Force and I've never seen such a puzzling case...!'

Internet Shopping Check Boxes

'They didn't know I was in his backpack when they performed the Heimlich maneuver on him.'