Purr-fect Home Creator Pillows

Gas Vs. Electric

Police Feline Unit

Painting by the numbers for adults

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Cats on the couch.

Cat Zoom Meeting

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Cat Lover's Leap.

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

Probability - if you have 5 cats, 4 will be asleep.

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

'Now I really am sick.'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

"It was one of the things they kept after selling the ski resort."

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

Extra Absorbent Kitty Litter.

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

Cat's Valentine

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

"Oh, it's called a fireplace. I'm not sure what fire is, but look how cozy."

"Here's a nice white wine. Goes great with grooming and hairballs.

"Don't get any ideas. It's a sweater, not a scratching post!"

'As we all know your deceased Anna Clara was a devoted cat lover...'

'I don't think there's anyone home...Or am I just being naive?...'

Hooray for my Cat! who thinks EVERYTHING I DO is fantastic!

'I've had four litters and I don't get as much as a head butt on Mothers Day.'

'I thought shaving would make me look sexy. Now I just bump into things.'

"Your next life will be so much better."