Purple Palace Dreamer T-Shirts

King and Queen with real estate agent view castle for sale: 'My wife likes it, but she wants to know if you have the same thing in purple.'

Shepherd and eurydice

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Bubbly

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

The Demise of Tinkerbell

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Little Princess.

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"So...do you have a job now?"

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"Kiss me and I'll turn into a Prince. But I have to be honest with you, if asked about it I'll deny the whole sordid affair!"

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

Private Jet

Sleeping Beauty