Purple Palace Dreamer Mugs

King and Queen with real estate agent view castle for sale: 'My wife likes it, but she wants to know if you have the same thing in purple.'

Shepherd and eurydice

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Bubbly

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

The Demise of Tinkerbell

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Little Princess.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Cygnets from Swan Lake

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

"So...do you have a job now?"

Private Jet

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"Kiss me and I'll turn into a Prince. But I have to be honest with you, if asked about it I'll deny the whole sordid affair!"