Purling Pro Pillows

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Balls of wool

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Cat Reunion

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Shelter Cat Nap

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

Living with a cataholic.

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

'Catch any good mice lately?'

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

Re-home Sweet Home

"You resume states, 'My only good quality is I purr'. Could you go into that a little more?"

'Sometimes I think I spoil you Tiddles!'

'You think you can purr your way out of anything, don't you?'

'We could have saved an awful lot of bother and just given him a shot a hole.'

Boating Reflection

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

'You never knew your father - he got stuck in a tree somewhere.'

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

Cat DNA is decoded.

"Walter didn't catch any fish today, but I managed to finish two sweaters."