Purl Power Pillows

"Walter didn't catch any fish today, but I managed to finish two sweaters."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Cat Reunion

Shelter Cat Nap

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Meowlzebub

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

Living with a cataholic.

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

'Catch any good mice lately?'

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

Re-home Sweet Home

"You resume states, 'My only good quality is I purr'. Could you go into that a little more?"

"While a cure for curiosity remains elusive, it continues to take a deadly toll."

Who am I kidding?

'You never knew your father - he got stuck in a tree somewhere.'

Christmas Presents for the Cat

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

"I can't tell whether my cat is happy or sad."

'Batteries not included, it's a real cat.'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Cat about to get an injection from a vet.

'It's an improvement, Wally, but I still won't marry you.'

"This just in: Tinkles coughed-up a hairball, Mrs. Gray washed herself and everyone else took a long nap."

'I'd like to return this sweater I knitted.'

"It has to be the chase, because, face it, ... mice don't taste that good."