Puritan History Buff Pillows

Hudibras - 10 - Leading Crowdero in triumph.

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

Nobody Upstages Trump!

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

"And you'll be a man my son!"

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

The First Domesticated Dog: "Can you compete with a free life time supply of tummy rubs? . . . Well?. . . Yeah, I didn't think so."

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

Ye Olde Inn, Fine Food & Spirits.

Man discovers the wheel, sort of.

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

William Hague as Churchill.

Catholic-Protestant Debates....

Ducks crossing the Red Sea.

Cat scratch fever

Obama Campaign.

Ok, who keeps shouting, "Throw him in the river and see if he floats"?

'Of course, in the long term we'll all be extinct.'

'You must try not to live in the past.'

Twang! This new stuff is okay, but I prefer classic rock music.

Facebook 33 A.D.

A man searching an Egyptian tomb finds a Shriner hat and car.

'Please, tell me your secret. Everyday I'm fatter while you're thinner and thinner.'

Ask Not What Your Country Can Do for You

"I like the Pasteurs, but my goodness – boiled tomato juice, boiled fish with boiled lettuce, boiled bread, boiled salad..."

'And now he's a reactionary, and conformist.'

"Far out Nigel, I know you're a purist, but at some point, you'll need to switch to e-books like the rest of us..."

Jurassic Par.