Puritan History Buff Mugs

Hudibras - 10 - Leading Crowdero in triumph.

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

Nobody Upstages Trump!

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

"And you'll be a man my son!"

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

Ye Olde Inn, Fine Food & Spirits.

William Hague as Churchill.

Man discovers the wheel, sort of.

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

Ducks crossing the Red Sea.

Obama Campaign.

'You must try not to live in the past.'

'Of course, in the long term we'll all be extinct.'

Cat scratch fever

Facebook 33 A.D.

'Please, tell me your secret. Everyday I'm fatter while you're thinner and thinner.'

'And now he's a reactionary, and conformist.'

"I like the Pasteurs, but my goodness – boiled tomato juice, boiled fish with boiled lettuce, boiled bread, boiled salad..."

"Far out Nigel, I know you're a purist, but at some point, you'll need to switch to e-books like the rest of us..."

"I met somebody with a hut."