Purchasing Home Insurance Gifts

"Got it!"

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"I just..."

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'Can we call a realtor now?!'

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

'Honey, I'm home.'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'

'You mean that if one of us came to a sticky end I would receive a hundred thousand?'

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

House hunting is cruel.

'They're playing house.'

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

'This is close enough.'

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

-"Why bother to budget?" -"So we can worry BEFORE we spend our money as well as AFTER we spend our money."

'Ready?!'

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'

"Wow . . . We could really fill this room with uncomfortable silences."

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"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."

'What's the neighbourhood like?'