Purchasing A High-rise Apartment Gifts

'It's like having our own private luxury box in the game of life.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

"I've just bought five acres of prime oceanfront. Want to help me build on it?"

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

"You and your 'Go with the flow.'"

'Floodplain close - House on stilts with ladder. Estate Agent saying, 'Welcome onto the property ladder...''

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

Evergreen Estates

"This area has a long and rich history. First, the Indians lived here, then it was a plantation with slaves, then poor people lived here, and now it's a magnificent condo complex."

Wait! It might be cheaper to just knock it down and build from scratch.

"I used to live here. Now I make a fortune renting it out on Airbnb."

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

'I'm so glad I moved into this basement flat Mary. It's put me on the property ladder and the neighbours are so friendly!'

Harris Realty We Make House Calls

"We've never regretted relocating to California!"

"The meaning of life is location, location, location."

'You're on the very bottom of the 'property ladder'. Or as we estate agents call it; 'the food chain'.'

'It's a dump, but it's a steal at this price.'

"I've just been gazumped!"

"Welcome to the building, Mrs. Bergdorf. We'd like to go over the condo's rules with you."

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