Buying A Rental Property Gifts

"I used to live here. Now I make a fortune renting it out on Airbnb."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'Progress of a bookshelf'

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

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"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

' ... and this is the half bath.'

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Reverse Mortgage.

"Since you had so much fun with the Home Equity Loan I gave you, this year's stocking will be filled with a shiny new Notice of Foreclosure."

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"Of course you're feeling tired - you're in your sub-prime."

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

"Baby, with your money and my money, we could really buy places."

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

Emigrating to France.

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

"I've just bought five acres of prime oceanfront. Want to help me build on it?"

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."