Puptastic People Pillows

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

Showbiz Awards

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

Time Machine Collision

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

Musical notes bubble gum.

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

'And, for the student with the most hits on his or her Facebook page, the award goes to Lisa Skemley!'

Harriet Walter

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

'OK, one more time. The first 'Star Wars' movie was 'Star Wars: IV'.'Star Wars:V' was the second movie...'

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"

Chris O'Dowd

The boy who cried Wolf Blitzer,

“So let me get this straight: George Clooney isn’t your leader?”

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

Vincent Van Goth.

'He's a square!'

"... Er, Houston... It would appear that there is life on Mars, after all!"

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

"When I was a teenager 'Saturday Night Live' had Mike Myers, Chris Farley, Phil Hartman..."

"It's not easy being green…"

Pubertry

'Of course, Mr. Handley here is the one who does all the hiring and firing.'

"In the beginning was the word. Bubba bubba bubba, bird bird bird, bird is the word."

'Eddy - For Heavens sake, stop watching Pirates-of-the-Caribbean-movies!'

'Do something dumb, media blitz, full disclosure, ask for forgiveness...you're back on top!'

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"