Puppy Trickster Gifts

'The young pup not only knows new tricks, he'll do them at a third of your salary."

"Pssst. Fake poop."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

A voodoo doctor.

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

Go on! Pick a card.

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

"Not until you fetch the other one."

Mime Tug-of-War

He Did It!

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Cookie Thief

"You call that a KISS?"

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'