Puppy School Nostalgia T-Shirts

"Well, in my day kiddo, we were well-behaved puppies: we were not sent to puppy school!"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

The Presidential Physical Fitness Test

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

"I had it all figured out. Sleep late, watch TV, play all day...then kindergarten happened."

Bell ringer.

"I think he sometimes regrets hiring a former first grade teacher as his secretary."

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

Boys at Leisure

The boss is sending me back to school.

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

"I said SLIPPERS!"

'Trade you my Doggie Cola for tour Toilet Water Drink Box.'

Prom 2020

Sent to the corner on school sports day.

'I was only promoted to fourth grade ten minutes ago, and I've already wiped third grade out of my mind.'

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

'These are the happiest years of my life, eh? -- you obviously haven't met my algebra teacher!'

"You don't bring me apples anymore."

'I hate to quit school, Mrs. Wiggins, but I got a better offer.'