Puppy School Nostalgia Mugs

"Well, in my day kiddo, we were well-behaved puppies: we were not sent to puppy school!"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

I'm not substitute teaching after all. How come? They wanted a criminal background check! I was a principal for 15 years. They know me! Yes, but

"Now, my brave little soldier, do you have everything...an apple for your teacher, your satchel, pencils and books - your existential misery??"

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

Do Not Pass. Just like high school.

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

"I think he sometimes regrets hiring a former first grade teacher as his secretary."

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

The Presidential Physical Fitness Test

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

"I had it all figured out. Sleep late, watch TV, play all day...then kindergarten happened."

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

Bell ringer.

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

"I said SLIPPERS!"

Boys at Leisure

The boss is sending me back to school.

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

'Trade you my Doggie Cola for tour Toilet Water Drink Box.'

Prom 2020

'I was only promoted to fourth grade ten minutes ago, and I've already wiped third grade out of my mind.'

Sent to the corner on school sports day.

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

'These are the happiest years of my life, eh? -- you obviously haven't met my algebra teacher!'

"You don't bring me apples anymore."