Puppy Pints Lover Mugs

"I trained him myself."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

The Victors

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Jr. cloning kit

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Beer Stall

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Beers

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Dog in love

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

Puppies

"Are you cold dear?"

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

Penguin suit fitting.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Stubborn Horses

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

Dog Calenders.

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

A Midwestern Disaster Film.