Puppy Pints Lover Prints

"I trained him myself."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

The Victors

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Jr. cloning kit

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

Beers

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Beer Stall

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Dog in love

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

Puppies

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"Are you cold dear?"

Penguin suit fitting.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

Stubborn Horses

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'