Puppy Party Planners Pillows

"My mistress loves me alright: I was the ring-bearer at her wedding..."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"I was almost that last year."

Dogs

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

Christmas Pets

Garbage Piñata

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

Dog Birthdays

Westminster: The after-party

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

New Year's Eve party for dogs

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

"And your baskets include dead crickets, old socks, mice guts and toilet water."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

'What does he mean, we're not on the list?'

Dog Park. Ernie, let me help you navigate the dog park safely. Thanks. Never ask the dalmatian if you can play "Connect the Dots." Don't discuss international politics with the Siberian Husky, or make jokes around the Greyhound. The Saint Bernard does not find it funny if you ask for his blessing. And most importantly, unless you schedule is clear for a week ... yeah? Don't say "yes" when the Lab asks you to play with that ball with him!

Too cute for comfort.

Jasper wasn't used to dealing with snowstorms before winter, let alone before Halloween...

"Oh, wow! Charlie is really hungry, huh, mom?"

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

'Halloween. Why should cats have all the fun?'

'Oh no, they're back!'

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

"Okay, the first rule of rolling in s***e club is no one talks about rolling in s***e club."

"We're having cocktails, you should come by!"

"Once I finish obedience school, I plan to stray around Europe for a year."

It's time to treat your dog to Le Bon Chien.

"The Lawsons got new furniture. They're having a 'Help Scratch It Up' party."