Pup Pychologist Prints

Doggie with trust issues.

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

Dog training

"Fashion Week"

"I see a couch."

"He's obedient as long as my requests align with his internal moral imperatives."

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"I think he's lost."

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

'I don't know what it is, doc. I think I'm having a nervous breakdown.'

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

Dog on couch at psychiatrist office talking about love and liver snacks

Dog next to sign that says, 'Beware of Dog's Feelings'.

"Yes, you're definitely a good boy. Your only fault may be that you care too much."

'You're allowed up on the couch.'

"Talking's ok but to me walking on your hind legs is simply taking anthropomorphism a bit too far."

"I think I'm a big dog."

"Too goth?"

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

"Enough with the drama."

"Trust me, catching it isn't that satisfying."

Bad Dog!

What dogs want for Christmas.

"Whenever you're ready."

Books for dogs dealing with life issues.

Tough Guy