Pup Prancer Pillows

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

Talking Dog.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"He wants a second opinion."

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

'Fallllling in heeeeeat agaaaaain

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

'Nice try, Billy, but dogma is not a puppy's mother!'

Pavlov's Dream.

"I only know 'Sit' and 'Stay.' "

'She always comes to my ringtone. It's the sound of a can opener.'

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

'Play dead.'

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'

Will act like an idiot for food.

Why cats don't cook. (sign on wall reads: Federal Law requires all employees to wear hairnets)

"You spoil that dog...."

Blue-nosed pointer: 'Naughty, naughty!'

"I love the sketch of the invisible owner!"

'Don't tell me, your human volunteered you to be in the annual Christmas play.'

The Hazards of Dog Leashes

'What about the arts? I need to learn MORE than just obedience!'

Maude loved doggy fashion.

Dog receives an electric shock from an electrical fire hydrant.

Ventriloquists dummy.