Pup Pampering Mugs

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

Dog Dressed to Eat

Meanwhile in Hollywood

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

Dogs shaving

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

Dog on man's stair lift

"Fill it up!"

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

The Cat Spa

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'The word bath is mentioned.'

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

'I don't think he's so smart. I had to show him three times before he got the hank of it.'

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'