Pup Pampering Pro Mugs

Dog fitted with water dish holder.

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Bitchbark Canoe

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Dogs shaving

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

Dog on man's stair lift

"Fill it up!"

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'I don't think he's so smart. I had to show him three times before he got the hank of it.'

'I'll fetch your newspaper and your pipe, but the slippers thing is just too kinky.'