Dog Pampering Mugs

"This food tastes like $%#! Please send my compliments to the chef."

Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

I guess she had other plans for you.

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

Meanwhile in Hollywood

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

Dogs shaving

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Dog Dressed to Eat

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

Dog on man's stair lift

"Fill it up!"

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

The Cat Spa

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

'I don't think he's so smart. I had to show him three times before he got the hank of it.'

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'