Puns And Wordplay Appreciator Mugs

Super Heroes.

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Dog in casino.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"She keeps getting a stitch in her side."

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

Prayboy

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

'He lost his whistle,'

"How was the play!"

Museum of Mediocre Art.

He's got a long painful road to recovery. Those are pretty severe burns. In the meantime, try to keep him upbeat to avoid depression. Then again, we can't exactly have him walking on sunshine either... That's what got him here.

"Promise me that you'll donate my body to banana bread."

The Exobus

En-guard dog.

'Et tu, Brute? ...You asshole!'

Your doctor's prescription is ready, Mr. Hargrove. I have too ask. King size or regular?

Manga character is part of new 'mangament.'

'How would I like it? How about like it was before you ruffled it?'

"And now, we embark on a new chapter..."

'Good news! Your positives look negative.'

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

"Well, let me tell you something smarty. Don't even once forget who's the big cheese around here."

"I lied in my ad. I hate Wallace Stevens."

Insomnia

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."