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'A I and a II and a I-II-III...'

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Super Heroes.

Dog in casino.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"She keeps getting a stitch in her side."

Prayboy

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Stadium. No fans allowed. In baseball, "shutout" now has two meanings.

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

"How was the play!"

'I think I missed that episode.'

'He lost his whistle,'

Museum of Mediocre Art.

He's got a long painful road to recovery. Those are pretty severe burns. In the meantime, try to keep him upbeat to avoid depression. Then again, we can't exactly have him walking on sunshine either... That's what got him here.

"Promise me that you'll donate my body to banana bread."

The Exobus

'Et tu, Brute? ...You asshole!'

'How would I like it? How about like it was before you ruffled it?'

En-guard dog.

Manga character is part of new 'mangament.'

Your doctor's prescription is ready, Mr. Hargrove. I have too ask. King size or regular?

Recruit Depot - Barber. That barber is fast! He knows a short-cut!

Barns

"And now, we embark on a new chapter..."

'Good news! Your positives look negative.'

D I E T F We said we'd stick together this time, but we really knew it would only last a day or two.

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

My fault? Hey, pal, it takes two to tangle.

"Well, let me tell you something smarty. Don't even once forget who's the big cheese around here."

"I lied in my ad. I hate Wallace Stevens."

On the sea of matrimony many are over-bored.

Creative Stinking 101 - 'Stinking outside the Sox.'