Puns And Wordplay Lovers Mugs

'Remember son...when life throws you a lemon, make lemonade.'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Lesser known greek gods,

Gay Times...

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

A Club Sandwitch.

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"He just said his first word!"

'A Caesarian? - But I want my son to be a natural-born citizen!'

Dog in casino.

Tequila Mockingbird

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Shell Fire

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

"Neversource"

"All other letters have been disallowed."

"Hair spray"

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

Paralegal eagle.

'So who's smoking?'

"I have never ever heard Dante rhymed quite like that with ricochet before. Bravo Professor Firenze, you have moved our hearts!"

'So, how was flight school?'

We pay the maximum minimum wage.

Green Trash