Punny Humor Enthusiast Pillows

In hindsight, Giovanni realised that it was probably a bad idea hiring a builder with a short leg!

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Police Feline Unit

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Do Not Resuscitate

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Cariactures

Speed Dating for Turtles

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Faster, Georges, faster!

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Selling lemon latt�

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'Cannonball!'

Here and There Trays

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'