
'Sightseer at scenic overlook sees many 'Echo Canyon' signs trailing across the canyon.'
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'Sightseer at scenic overlook sees many 'Echo Canyon' signs trailing across the canyon.'
"Ironically, this is the living room."
"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."
"Staff support"
Copycats
Zombie standup
"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."
"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."
Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'
'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'
'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'
CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'
"You're going to hate yourself."
Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."
Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?
"It's OK, I'm preordained."
"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."
"He's having a hard time finding work."
"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.
Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!
"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."
'Have you tried pulling the udders?'
Transylvanian backpackers.
'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)
"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"
Assault 'n' Vinegar
Cut Price
"That's it. We’re toast."
Backfire
"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."
"Are your eel rolls electric?"
'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'
Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.
"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."
'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'
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