Teatro Alla Scala. Puccini's Newest Opera "Madame Barfly." I think you need to make one change, Mister Puccini.
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It really makes you feel insignificant, doesn't it, Bob? It's Paul.
"I have your test results here, Chief Running Water, by the way have you ever considered changing your name?"
"Hi, I've heard a lot about you, Dick."
"No, we're not German. My husband's a hunter, and I'm a gatherer. That's why we called him Gunter."
'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."
"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."
"Staff support"
"Ironically, this is the living room."
Copycats
Zombie standup
Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.
"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."
"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."
"Talk nerdy to me."
"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"
Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!
"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."
"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."
'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'
'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'
'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'
baby sweetcorn...
"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."
"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."
Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'
CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'
"You're going to hate yourself."
'Your French dip, sir.'
Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!
"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."
"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."
"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"
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